my-esl-student:

Now is as good time as any to defeat dogs.  I’ve kept losing every single fight with dogs.  They are a team and I’m alone, but finally the day came to me.  Be ready for it, hot dogs.  I’ll bring you into the ketchup hell.

my-esl-student:

Now is as good time as any to defeat dogs.  I’ve kept losing every single fight with dogs.  They are a team and I’m alone, but finally the day came to me.  Be ready for it, hot dogs.  I’ll bring you into the ketchup hell.

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proustitute:

Hands of Jacques-Louis David’s The Death of Socrates, 1787

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atlas-hands:

my mom left one of her socks at my grandma’s house so my grandma mailed it back to my mom and when she was cutting open the envelope she cut the sock too

atlas-hands:

my mom left one of her socks at my grandma’s house so my grandma mailed it back to my mom and when she was cutting open the envelope she cut the sock too

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newyorker:

Slide Show: Presidential First Pitches

The general-election campaign is under way, and so is the baseball season. Over at Daily Comment, Steve Coll asks how those two could be joined—and maybe, just maybe, whether a World Series run by the Washington Nationals might play a decisive role in the Presidential race. Presidents have been throwing out pitches at Washington baseball games, and at other stadiums around the country, for a century. You can see some of the best moments—from William Howard Taft, who tossed the ball to Walter Johnson, to Barack Obama, in the following slide show:  http://nyr.kr/J08ZI1  (Also see: Presidents and their dogs.)

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venusaurphobia:

planking

saint louisans :’)

venusaurphobia:

planking

saint louisans :’)

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